Sunday, October 27, 2024

Covid Horror: The First Wave

What a difference a few years makes. If an alien were to arrive on Earth today, it would take them a while to figure out that a deadly disease had terrorized the entire planet for 2020 and most of 2021. Despite being a society obsessed with grievance over the wrongs perpetrated against us in the past, this is one unpleasant subject that we've decided to try our best to forget about. Like the villain at the end of a slasher movie, Covid-19 is still out there and people still get sick from it although it's now treated as something like pneumonia - it sucks to get it, but it won't kill most people (except you really don't want to end up with "long covid," a wrinkle that we still don't seem to know anything about). 

That impulse to throw what may be the defining event of the decade down the memory hole is a response to severe trauma, but history shows that this never really works. 1950s America tried its hardest to forget the horrors of World War II, but it still emerged in the infamous (and brilliant) comics like "Tales from the Crypt" and "The Vault of Horror." In that tradition, we've already seen some horror films addressing what we all just went through, some arriving much sooner than expected. They can yield a lot of insight about how we're reckoning with all that's happened, so Halloween is a good time to look at them.

The movies in this short list are the ones that address the plague directly and have it as part of the story, rather than horror films with stories that can serve as metaphors for it like When Evil Lurks or Halloween Ends. And just to clarify early on, I know that "pandemic" is the scientifically appropriate word to describe what happened, but it's also antiseptic and doesn't capture the horror of it all in the way that "plague" does, so that's what I'll be using.

Host (2020) and Dashcam (2022)

Any discussion of horror addressing the Covid era has to start with Rob Savage, who coordinated a team of quarantined friends to create the found footage film Host only months into the plague. 

This ghost story debuted on streaming in July 2020 and is depicted entirely as a videochat meeting, an example of the “screenlife” subgenre codified by Unfriended. Bored during the quarantine, a group of friends decide to conduct an online seance. One of them isn’t very respectful of the forces being dealt with and wouldn’t you know it, some evil entity begins terrorizing them. The limitations involved are apparent but it's hard not to be amazed at how quickly they turned this around and were able to work together so well despite never gathering in person. 

Savage outdid himself with his next film, the bananas adventure of an obnoxious right-wing insult comic (Annie Hardy) who visits an old friend (Amar Chadha-Patel) in the UK at the height of the plague. She’s also a streamer and the whole film is told through her channel, including her encounter with an elderly woman who seems to be infected by…something. Through all the pandemonium, insipid and bigoted messages pour in from her viewers. It seems Hardy was playing herself and is a genuine anti-vaccine nut, which led to tedious "discourse" about whether it's acceptable for someone like that to appear in a movie. I have no clue whether Hardy realized she was being made of, but it's pretty sad that so many viewers can't discern a movie's point of view without the director stepping into frame and saying "this is bad." This is a hilarious, scathing depiction of the madness of 2020s America but in the end, it’s mostly background for a traditional (although very well-executed) found footage monster movie.

Safer at Home (2021)

Another screenlife film that takes place a few years into the future, but in this case the danger of Covid remained as intense as it was in 2020. A group of quarantined friends gather on a video conference to try and recreate their Las Vegas trips of the past, complete with drugs. But the merriment leads to disaster after tensions emerge and a startling accident changes everything. An ambulance might have been useful but is quickly dismissed by the characters for dubious reasons. The best scenes are able to evoke the despair of living under the cloud of a deadly plague, but even three years later, it's already dated. It borrows a lot from Unfriended except the clever writing, asking viewers to suspend quite a bit of disbelief up until the final unintentionally hilarious twist. 

Machination (2022)

We covered this one in the Horror Around the World series, but it's so good that we might as well talk about it again. Most of the movies on this list use the plague as an interesting backdrop for a ghost story or some other supernatural tale, but this Maltese film goes straight for the horror of isolation and mental illness. It was an anxious time for all of us, but I think we all knew at least one person for whom it was the absolute worst possible scenario. Someone already prone to intense nervousness who would be so shaken by the onset of Covid that they might never believe it was safe to go outside again. Maria (Steffi Thake) is an extreme germophobe afraid to set foot outside once the disease starts to spread, leaving her alone in a small house with her demons. It’s far too realistic for comfort as Thake’s intense performance can convince a viewer that they are really watching someone lose their mind.

There's one scene in particular that I just love. Maria wakes up late one morning and has two messages on her phone. The first is from her annoying boss wondering why she hasn't been eager to resume work in dangerous conditions. The second is from her conspiracy theorist brother rambling about how evil the vaccines are. It's the last straw and she smashes her phone, severing the final connection to the outside world. I think most of us wanted to do the same at least once during that whole ordeal. 

Sick (2022)

Kevin Williamson retooled his famous Scream screenplay for the quarantine era. Perhaps that’s an oversimplification - the self-referential humor is absent but there are still plenty of scenes involving masked men with knives. At the height of quarantine, Parker (Gideon Aldon) and her best friend Miri (Beth Million) hunker down in an isolated lake house only to encounter some uninvited guests. There were a lot of intriguing directions a premise like this could go in but the movie doesn’t seem very interested in that and is surprisingly tedious. I did wonder if this was just a completely generic slasher until Covid presented an opportunity to give it a unique twist, but a reason for it emerges towards the end as it plays a key role in a late reveal.

The Harbinger (2022)

This one comes to closer than any of the others to capturing the pure existential terror of life under Covid. At the height of the lockdown, the desperate Mavis (Emily Davis) begs her childhood friend Monique (Gabby Beans) to break quarantine protocol and come to her aid. What Monique discovers is that Mavis is being plagued by terrible nightmares that make her nearly impossible to wake up, sometimes going on for days, and that this is something of a bizarre contagion itself. 

A nightmare that won’t end is as appropriate a summation of that era as you're ever likely to find. It's themes run very deep, sometimes at risk of overpowering the movie at large. The dream demon wearing a plague doctor mask can represent Covid itself, mental illness, the disinformation that flourished during that time, the societal indifference to mass death, and who knows what else. It’s not a perfect movie, but future scholars researching the early 2020s will find a wealth of material to analyze. 

So that's all for now, but I wouldn't be surprised if more films come along that react in some way to what we all went through during Covid. I have a hunch it may drift more towards metaphor rather than more direct depictions, so perhaps at some point I should go through a few of those too. Happy Halloween!

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

The 24 Hour Setlist Returns for 2024

Here's my page for this year! 

Remember when I did this in 2015? I almost did it in 2016 too but got sick right before Game Day so I had to bail. Well, I'm giving it another shot and you can find many more details on that page. This one is mostly here to host the new setlist, which was curated with much more care than the 2015 one where I just scrolled through the game and lined up songs without thinking too hard about it. I've tried to build in the brief loading time between songs into the overall timing, which helped the 2015 marathon go way over 24 hours (although it wasn't as much to blame as the constant streaming trouble).

I won't be streaming this one, which I know might be disappointing. But then again, hardly anyone watched it last time. Honestly, I think most people just donated and then forgot about it, but that's ok! It's for a good cause and I could theoretically get away with not doing it at all, but come on - I can't resist that challenge. So here are all 254 songs! Can you find some of the little easter eggs in terms of placement? Enjoy and if you can, please donate!

Intro:
1. Queen - "We Will Rock You"
2. Twisted Sister - "I Wanna Rock"

Phase I
3. Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Snow (Hey Oh)"
4. The Ramones - "I Wanna Be Sedated"
5. Weezer - "Say It Ain't So"
6. Cyndi Lauper - "Time After Time"
7. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Maps"
8. Warren Zevon - "Werewolves of London"
9. Social Distortion - "I Was Wrong"
10. 3 Doors Down - "Kryptonite"
11. Bad Religion - "Sorrow"
12. Foo Fighters - "My Hero"
13. Nirvana - "Come As You Are"
14. Tom Petty - "Free Fallin'"
15. REM - "Losing My Religion"
16. Ozzy Osbourne - "Crazy Train"
17. A Flock of Seagulls - "I Ran (So Far Away)" 
18. Duran Duran - "Hungry Like The Wolf"
19. Semi Precious Weapons - "Magnetic Baby"
20. Iggy Pop - "The Passenger"
21. AC/DC - "Highway to Hell"
22. Finger Eleven - "Paralyzer"
23. Scorpions - "No One Like You"
24. Slipknot - "Before I Forget"
25. Blue Oyster Cult - "Burnin' For You"
26. Lynyrd Skynyrd - "Free Bird"
27. The Flaming Lips - "Yoshimi vs. The Pink Robots"
28. Dropkick Murphys - "I'm Shipping Up to Boston"
29. Queens of the Stone Age - "No One Knows"
30. Silversun Pickups - "Lazy Eye"
31. Harry Chapin - "Cat's in the Cradle"
32. Eagle Eye Cherry - "Save Tonight"
33. Bon Jovi - "It's My Life"
34. Fine Young Cannibals - "She Drives Me Crazy"
35. The Zutons - "Valerie"
36. The Offspring - "Self Esteem"
37. Squeeze - "Cool For Cats"
38. Roxette - "The Look"
39. Kaiser Chiefs - "Ruby"
40. Sonic Youth - "Kool Thing"
41. Dream Theater - "Pull Me Under"
42. Iron Butterfly - "In A Gadda Da Vida"
43. Slydigs - "Light the Fuse"
44. Black Sabbath - "N.I.B."
45. Linkin Park - "What I've Done"
46. The Automatic - "Monster"
47. Ray Parker, Jr. - "Ghostbusters"
48. The Coral - "Dreaming Of You"
49. No Doubt - "Don't Speak"
50. The Who - "Behind Blue Eyes"
51. Pretty Girls Make Graves - "Something Bigger, Something Brighter"
52. Deep Purple - "Smoke on the Water"

Phase II
53. Whitesnake - "Here I Go Again"
54. Blue Oyster Cult - "Don't Fear the Reaper"
55. Twisted Sister - "We're Not Gonna Take It"
56. Freezepop - "Less Talk, More Rokk"
57. Anvil - "Metal on Metal"
58. Tenacious D - "Rock Your Socks"
59. Kutless - "The Feeling"
60. Black Tide - "Warriors of Time" 
61. Billy Idol - "White Wedding"
62. Green Day - "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
63. Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Under the Bridge"
64. David Bowie - "Space Oddity"
65. Flobots - "Handlebars"
66. Megadeth - "A Tout le Monde"
67. Creedence Clearwater Revival - "Who'll Stop the Rain"
68. John Denver - "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
69. Rush - "Tom Sawyer"
70. Alice in Chains - "Man in the Box"
71. The Doors - "Break On Through (To the Other Side)"
72. Soft Cell - "Tainted Love"
73. The Damned - "Smash It Up" 
74. System of a Down - "Aerials"
75. Staind - "Outside"
76. Depeche Mode - "Policy of Truth"
77. Goo Goo Dolls - "Iris"
78. Yes - "Heart of the Sunrise"
79. Bon Jovi - "You Give Love A Bad Name"
80. Motley Crue - "Kickstart My Heart"
81. Linkin Park - "The Divide"
82. The Offspring - "The Kids Aren't Alright"
83. Riverboat Gamblers - "Don't Bury Me, I'm Still Not Dead"
84. Stan Bush - "The Touch"
85. Pantera - "Cowboys From Hell"
86. Ozzy Osbourne - "Mr. Crowley"
87. The Police - "Every Breath You Take"
88. Bachman-Turner Overdrive - "Takin' Care of Business"
89. Golden Earring - "Radar Love"
90. Robert Palmer - "Bad Case of Loving You"
91. Katrina and the Waves - "Walkin' on Sunshine"
92. The Sounds - "Living in America"
93. Pat Benatar - "Heartbreaker"
94. The Killers - "Somebody Told Me"
95. Harvey Danger - "Flagpole Sitta"
96. Hollywood Undead - "Young"
97. Cold War Kids - "First"
98. Foo Fighters - "Everlong"
99. The White Stripes - "Seven Nation Army"
100. Fuel - "Hemorrhage (In My Hands)"
101. Iron Maiden - "Wasted Years"
102. Black Sabbath - "War Pigs"

Phase III
103. Journey - "Don't Stop Believin'"
104. Toto - "Hold the Line"
105. Survivor - "Eye of the Tiger"
106. The Outfield - "Your Love"
107. Nirvana - "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
108. Alice in Chains - "No Excuses"
109. Creedence Clearwater Revival - "Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
110. Gin Blossoms - "Hey Jealousy"
111. Fleetwood Mac - "Go Your Own Way"
112. Foreigner - "Cold As Ice"
113. Hootie and the Blowfish - "Let Her Cry"
114. Breaking Benjamin - "Failure"
115. Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Otherside" 
116. Depeche Mode - "Enjoy the Silence"
117. Rush - "Subdivisions"
118. POD - "Youth of the Nation"
119. Rise Against - "Prayer of the Refugee"
120. 3 Doors Down - "It's Not My Time"
121. Lesley Roy - "I'm Gone, I'm Going"
122. Tonic - "If You Could Only See"
123. Kiss - "Detroit Rock City"
124. Dio - "Rainbow in the Dark"
125. HIM - "Wings of a Butterfly"
126. Ghost Hounds - "Ashes to Fire"
127. Bon Jovi - "Living on a Prayer"
128. Ram Jam - "Black Betty"
129. Chicago - "25 or 6 to 4"
130. Tenacious D - "Tribute"
131. Iron Maiden - "Fear of the Dark"
132. Ghost - "Cirice"
133. The Cranberries - "Zombie"
134. The Offspring - "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid"
135. The Clash - "Rock the Casbah"
136. Pat Benatar - "Love is a Battlefield"
137. Asia - "Heat of the Moment"
138. Cutting Crew - "I Just Died In Your Arms"
139. Incubus - "Dig"
140. Muse - "Starlight"
141. Belinda Carlisle - "Heaven Is A Place On Earth"
142. Boston - "More Than A Feeling"
143. Queen - "I Want It All"
144. Billy Joel - "We Didn't Start the Fire"
145. REM - "It's the End of the World As We Know It"
146. Linkin Park - "In the End"
147. Lynyrd Skynyrd - "Simple Man"
148. Nickleback - "How You Remind Me"
149. Tribe - "Outside"
150. The Doors - "People Are Strange"
151. The Killers - "All These Things That I've Done"
152. My Chemical Romance - "Welcome to the Black Parade"

Phase IV
153. Tenacious D - "The Metal"
154. Dio - "Holy Diver"
155. Motorhead - "Ace of Spades"
156. Alestorm - "Shipwrecked"
157. Children of Bodom - "Are You Dead Yet?"
158. Rammstein - "Du Hast"
159. System of a Down - "Spiders"
160. Testament - "Souls of Black"
161. Skid Row - "18 and Life"
162. Ghost - "Mary On A Cross"
164. Nightwish - "Amaranth"
165. Scorpions - "Rock You Like A Hurricane"
166. Anthrax - "Caught in a Mosh"
167. Living Colour - "Cult of Personality"
168. Megadeth - "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due"
169. Judas Priest - "Halls of Valhalla"
170. Dragonforce - "Through the Fire and Flames"
171. Iron Maiden - "Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
172. Alice in Chains - "Would?"
173. Disturbed - "The Sound of Silence"
174. Queen - "The Show Must Go On"
175. Pearl Jam - "Alive"
176. Audioslave - "Like A Stone"
177. Faith No More - "Midlife Crisis"
178. Bang Camaro - "Night Lies"
179. The Protomen - "Light Up the Night"
180. AC/DC - "Thunderstruck"
181. Sweet - "Ballroom Blitz"
182. White Denim - "At Night in Dreams"
183. Jethro Tull - "Aqualung" 
184. Yes - "Roundabout"
185. U2 - "Pride (In the Name of Love)"
186. Dolly Parton - "Jolene"
187. Depeche Mode - "Never Let Me Down Again"
188. Foreigner - "I Want to Know What Love Is"
189. Jefferson Airplane - "Somebody to Love"
190. Shinedown - "Second Chance"
191. Jet - "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?"
192. Billy Joel - "Piano Man"
193. Molly Hatchet - "Flirting with Disaster"
194. Soundgarden - "Superunknown"
195. Temple of the Dog - "Hunger Strike"
196. Incubus - "Pardon Me"
197. Bon Jovi - "Blaze of Glory"
198. Kenny Loggins - "Danger Zone"
199. Silversun Pickups - "Panic Switch"
200. Rise Against - "Give It All"
201. Muse - "Knights of Cydonia"
202. Iron Maiden - "Hallowed Be Thy Name"

Phase V - THE GAUNTLET
203. Europe - "The Final Countdown"
204. My Chemical Romance - "Sing"
205. Queen - "Don't Stop Me Now"
206. Lacuna Coil - "Our Truth"
207. Jimi Hendrix - "All Along the Watchtower"
208. A-ha - "Take On Me"
209. Barenaked Ladies - "One Week"
210. Bon Jovi - "Runaway"
211. Don McLean - "American Pie"
212. Pearl Jam - "Jeremy"
213. Iron Maiden - "Flight of Icarus"
214. Dream Theater - "Metropolis, Pt. 1 - The Miracle and the Sleeper"
215. The Protomen - "This City Made Us"
216. 4 Non Blondes - "What's Going On?"
217. The Cranberries - "Dreams" 
218. Tenacious D - "Master Exploder"
219. Mastodon - "Colony of Birchmen"
220. Sonata Arctica - "Flag in the Ground"
221. System of a Down - "Chop Suey"
222. Pat Benatar - "Invinicble"
223. The Darkness - "I Believe In A Thing Called Love"
224. Heart - "Crazy On You"
225. Bonnie Tyler - "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
226. Aerosmith - "Dream On"
227. Everlife - "Real Wild Child"
228. That Handsome Devil - "Rob the Prez-O-Dent"
229. Styx - "Renegade"
230. The B-52s - "Rock Lobster"
231. The Strokes - "Reptilia"
232. Shaimus - "Like A Fool"
233. Rush - "2112"
234. Kansas - "Carry On Wayward Son"
235. The Isley Brothers - "Shout"
236. Earth, Wind & Fire - "September"
237. David Bowie and Queen - "Under Pressure"
238. Van Halen - "Runnin' With the Devil"
239. Talking Heads - "Psycho Killer"
240. Death of the Cool - "Can't Let Go"
241. Janis Joplin - "Piece Of My Heart"
242. Counting Crows - "Mr. Jones"
243. Blues Traveler - "Run Around"
244. Boston - "Smokin'"
245. Bent Knee - "These Hands"
246. Ohio Players - "Love Rollercoaster"
247. Soundgarden - "Spoonman"
248. Deep Purple - "Child in Time"
249. Quiet Riot - "Metal Health (Bang Your Head)"
250. Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody"
251. Iron Maiden - "Run to the Hills"
252. Judas Priest - "Painkiller"

Outro:
253. Queen - "We Are The Champions"
254. Semisonic - "Closing Time"